Freeman's Mind： Episode 57-JvDnEMlkYJo.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

#200:00:14,882→00:00:17,093

You know, maybe I SHOULD keep moving,

#300:00:17,093→00:00:21,223

because they probably WILL teleport behind me, then collapse the building.

#400:00:21,223→00:00:25,500

Then, they win because they're aliens, so who cares, and I'm dead.

#500:00:26,598→00:00:28,827

So, is this the reactor room or what?

#600:00:28,827→00:00:30,939

It looks pretty flooded to me.

#700:00:30,939→00:00:33,427

Jeez, that's a lot of blood on the wall.

#800:00:33,427→00:00:37,500

I don't think the aliens did that. The splatter velocity's too high.

#900:00:38,978→00:00:41,720

Oh, there's an entrance there.

#1000:00:41,720→00:00:43,796

Shit, that's kind of deep.

#1100:00:43,796→00:00:46,802

I guess this suit lets me sink down pretty fast.

#1200:00:46,802→00:00:48,188

I don't know.

#1300:00:48,188→00:00:51,200

The stakes are pretty high, but--Oh, my God!

#1400:00:52,257→00:00:55,061

How did I not see this? Am I blind?!

#1500:00:55,061→00:00:57,033

This kit might have morphine!

#1600:00:58,110→00:01:01,091

Yes, here it is! Morphine sulfate!

#1700:01:01,091→00:01:02,704

Aahhh...

#1800:01:02,704→00:01:04,612

Yeah, I'll start feeling this soon.

#1900:01:04,612→00:01:07,152

Oh, my God, did I need this!

#2000:01:07,152→00:01:09,218

This is fucking perfect.

#2100:01:09,218→00:01:12,118

Alright, let's get the blood flowing so this kicks in!

#2200:01:12,118→00:01:14,425

A cold swim should do just the trick.

#2300:01:14,425→00:01:16,000

Time to go save the world!

#2400:01:18,431→00:01:29,123

[underwater mumbling]

#2500:01:29,123→00:01:32,959

[gasping]

#2600:01:32,959→00:01:35,001

I don't think I'm feeling it, yet.

#2700:01:35,001→00:01:36,820

Maybe... I don't know.

#2800:01:36,820→00:01:37,898

"Radiation".

#2900:01:37,898→00:01:41,868

Well, I'm either getting a little bit or a lifetime supply.

#3000:01:42,996→00:01:44,033

[inhale]

#3100:01:47,995→00:01:49,601

[underwater mumbling]

#3200:01:51,269→00:01:53,141

Well, this COULD be the reactor.

#3300:01:53,141→00:01:56,434

Honestly, we own so much huge machinery, I have no idea.

#3400:01:57,924→00:01:58,969

[underwater straining]

#3500:01:58,969→00:02:03,500

[underwater panicking]

#3600:02:04,789→00:02:07,276

Okay, that's partially flooded.

#3700:02:07,276→00:02:11,667

Soon, I'll get back to long-term panic instead of all this short-term panic.

#3800:02:14,273→00:02:15,133

[underwater straining]

#3900:02:21,719→00:02:23,865

It's flooded! I'm a hero!

#4000:02:23,865→00:02:24,801

[vortigaunt charging up] What the hell?

#4100:02:26,600→00:02:27,688

Man, fuck you!

#4200:02:28,742→00:02:32,407

I just saved your life from a meltdown, I'm a hero!

#4300:02:32,407→00:02:35,033

You can't zap me like that, I'm a hero!

#4400:02:35,591→00:02:36,567

Yeah!

#4500:02:38,342→00:02:39,544

Jesus.

#4600:02:39,544→00:02:42,613

Electricity does not respect my heroism.

#4700:02:43,324→00:02:46,133

Well, I guess climbing out of here is a good idea, right?

#4800:02:46,809→00:02:47,572

Right.

#4900:02:47,572→00:02:48,436

I don't get it.

#5000:02:48,436→00:02:52,734

Why is there so much arcing-BLAAAAH! AAAH! AAAH-AAAAH-AAAAAH!

#5100:02:53,542→00:02:57,148

Huh, maybe being on a metal ladder isn't so smart, either,

#5200:02:57,148→00:02:59,303

especially since I'm still wet?

#5300:02:59,303→00:03:00,264

Uhh...

#5400:03:00,264→00:03:01,600

Okay, I didn't feel much.

#5500:03:01,600→00:03:05,374

I guess my boots have some insulation in them. Or maybe it's the morphine.

#5600:03:05,374→00:03:06,328

Hmmm.

#5700:03:06,328→00:03:08,250

Alright, time to go jump the--

#5800:03:08,250→00:03:12,074

[shuddering, screaming]

#5900:03:12,074→00:03:13,895

Shit, I think I made a mistake.

#6000:03:13,895→00:03:18,240

I don't think I flooded the reactor; I THINK THIS IS THE GENERATOR, GOD DAMMIT!

#6100:03:18,240→00:03:19,538

WHY WOULD THEY FLOOD THAT?!

#6200:03:19,538→00:03:22,103

THAT WOULD JUST BE DANGEROUS AND BREAK THINGS!

#6300:03:22,103→00:03:23,490

GRRAAAAAAAAAAGH!

#6400:03:23,490→00:03:26,162

GOTTA GET OUT OF TORTURE CHAMBER!

#6500:03:26,162→00:03:28,759

I DON'T NEED ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY!

#6600:03:28,759→00:03:30,567

I ALREADY HAVE MY--YAAAAAH!

#6700:03:30,968→00:03:32,400

Fucking shit!

#6800:03:37,415→00:03:40,308

I'm getting out of here before it melts through the door.

#6900:03:40,308→00:03:42,761

I'm feeling pretty good, though.

#7000:03:42,761→00:03:47,248

I haven't felt this good since... yesterday when I got to the surface

#7100:03:47,248→00:03:48,956

and thought I was going to leave.

#7200:03:48,956→00:03:53,736

Except then the military started bombing the place, then I felt... bad.

#7300:03:53,736→00:03:56,762

Hey, "Supplies", I like supplies.

#7400:03:56,762→00:03:58,312

[Geiger counter ticking] Okay, not the radioactivity.

#7500:03:58,312→00:04:01,317

I have enough of that. Thank you. No.

#7600:04:01,317→00:04:04,167

Hey, this looks civilized. Where does this go?

#7700:04:04,569→00:04:05,033

Up.

#7800:04:06,340→00:04:07,801

Okay, where's the button?

#7900:04:08,469→00:04:11,321

Oh, there is no button. It must be on the outside.

#8000:04:11,321→00:04:12,166

[button buzzes]

#8100:04:12,166→00:04:14,734

We design a lot of elevators like that.

#8200:04:14,734→00:04:17,407

Oh, I see. The button doesn't work.

#8300:04:17,407→00:04:19,503

We design a lot like that, too.

#8400:04:19,503→00:04:20,901

Okay, I can climb.

#8500:04:22,328→00:04:24,835

An old-fashioned elevator.

#8600:04:24,835→00:04:27,254

The kind that's powered by... ladders.

#8700:04:28,140→00:04:30,262

[metal groaning]

#8800:04:30,262→00:04:31,367

What was that?

#8900:04:33,790→00:04:34,734

Well, where's the...?

#9000:04:36,239→00:04:39,631

Oh, come on, guys. You can design this better.

#9100:04:39,631→00:04:41,726

All right, I'm...

#9200:04:41,726→00:04:42,434

Batman.

#9300:04:43,842→00:04:45,662

Yeah-ha-ha-ha!

#9400:04:45,662→00:04:47,288

Yeah, this is great.

#9500:04:47,288→00:04:48,631

"SUPPLIES"!

#9600:04:48,631→00:04:50,329

I like supplies.

#9700:04:50,329→00:04:52,567

Let's get some supplies.

#9800:04:52,567→00:04:55,192

Oh, wow, more drugs.

#9900:04:55,192→00:04:59,085

I-I don't know. I'm feeling pretty good now.

#10000:04:59,085→00:05:00,408

Okay, I'll take this.

#10100:05:00,408→00:05:02,005

That's... yeah.

#10200:05:02,005→00:05:04,406

I don't know. I might overdose.

#10300:05:04,406→00:05:06,400

What do you think, Mr. Crate?

#10400:05:07,713→00:05:10,146

Yeah, you always know what to say.

#10500:05:10,146→00:05:12,267

I'd better play it safe.

#10600:05:13,110→00:05:15,234

Oh, wow. What the fuck are you?

#10700:05:15,931→00:05:16,217

GUARD: Sir?

#10800:05:16,217→00:05:17,267

You're blue.

#10900:05:18,095→00:05:20,278

That's a tragedy, really.

#11000:05:20,278→00:05:22,167

You look like all the others.

#11100:05:23,099→00:05:25,334

I should go and fix that for you.

#11200:05:26,000→00:05:27,920

GUARD: I'd like to get my hands-- Stop mumbling.

#11300:05:28,560→00:05:29,055

GUARD: Hey, Gordon.

#11400:05:29,055→00:05:32,150

Oh, wow. You know my name. That's amazing.

#11500:05:32,150→00:05:34,772

Well, you SHOULD! I'm a hero!

#11600:05:34,772→00:05:35,381

Ooooh!

#11700:05:35,381→00:05:37,959

GUARD: Yep, all that target range time is gonna pay off today.

#11800:05:37,959→00:05:40,585

You're right. Why fight temptation?

#11900:05:40,585→00:05:41,889

[health charger beeps]

#12000:05:41,889→00:05:44,113

[health charger beeps] Yeah, I can handle some more...

#12100:05:44,113→00:05:45,849

[health charger beeps] I'm a hero!

#12200:05:45,849→00:05:48,384

HEV: Morphine administered.

#12300:05:48,384→00:05:50,427

Fuck, yeah!

#12400:05:50,427→00:05:53,914

I am ready to face everything!

#12500:05:53,914→00:05:56,895

I'm feeling a little drowsy, but that's cool.

#12600:05:56,895→00:05:58,179

I'm very chill.

#12700:05:58,179→00:05:59,334

What's this?

#12800:06:01,035→00:06:02,353

Okay...

#12900:06:02,353→00:06:07,956

I think I just watched some guy kill himself by walking into the portable sun.

#13000:06:07,956→00:06:10,268

I didn't know we had one of those.

#13100:06:10,268→00:06:12,498

Or that they even existed.

#13200:06:12,498→00:06:14,512

Whoooaaaaaah...

#13300:06:14,512→00:06:15,634

Wake up time!

#13400:06:19,284→00:06:22,270

Hah! I didn't even feel that!

#13500:06:22,270→00:06:23,676

Hey, how are you doing?

#13600:06:23,676→00:06:25,541

I feel great!

#13700:06:25,541→00:06:27,286

Hey, I've gotta ask you something...

#13800:06:27,286→00:06:29,484

What do you know about nuclear fusion?

#13900:06:29,484→00:06:31,754

Nothing, right? Yeah, I didn't think so.

#14000:06:31,754→00:06:31,982

Oh!

#14100:06:32,820→00:06:33,834

Now, YOU...!

#14200:06:35,422→00:06:38,084

I know YOU don't know anything.

#14300:06:38,084→00:06:42,269

Hey, listen, these monsters are interrupting my train of thought.

#14400:06:42,269→00:06:46,161

So, you need to talk to the administrator and tell him to stop it, all right?

#14500:06:46,161→00:06:47,354

Just stop it.

#14600:06:47,354→00:06:51,093

We've got enough monsters for at least nine weeks.

#14700:06:51,093→00:06:53,076

This is total overkill.

#14800:06:53,076→00:06:55,843

[straining] I was meant to turn this...

#14900:06:55,843→00:06:58,351

That did... something.

#15000:06:58,351→00:07:01,835

"Radiation Hazard"--they're bluffing...

#15100:07:01,835→00:07:03,037

Raaaah...

#15200:07:03,037→00:07:05,556

I wanted to see the portable sun.

#15300:07:05,556→00:07:08,899

How did we do that? That's fusion power!

#15400:07:08,899→00:07:12,334

And we have it here all tucked--Whoooooah...

#15500:07:12,951→00:07:16,654

Oh, shit... no. I don't think I trust this, yet.

#15600:07:16,654→00:07:18,435

It glows.

#15700:07:18,435→00:07:19,361

Buttons!

#15800:07:19,361→00:07:22,214

[tapping buttons]

#15900:07:22,214→00:07:23,261

No...

#16000:07:23,261→00:07:25,953

Jesus Christ! What am I looking at?

#16100:07:25,953→00:07:27,435

Is this a star?

#16200:07:27,435→00:07:30,548

Did we create a fucking star in a box somehow?

#16300:07:30,548→00:07:32,305

I didn't feel any heat off it.

#16400:07:32,305→00:07:34,494

Did we figure out cold fusion?

#16500:07:34,494→00:07:39,424

Cold fusion has been the butt of physics jokes forever; it's an embarrassment.

#16600:07:39,424→00:07:42,731

Isn't that in the Journal of Irreproducible Results?

#16700:07:42,731→00:07:43,684

But, you know what?

#16800:07:43,684→00:07:48,930

I bet those guys didn't have spinning energy balls just hovering and...

#16900:07:48,930→00:07:50,899

trying to read my mind.

#17000:07:50,899→00:07:53,357

Why am I seeing more of these down here?

#17100:07:53,357→00:07:56,151

This is obviously just a storage area.

#17200:07:56,151→00:07:58,660

Maybe I took too much morphine...

#17300:07:58,660→00:08:01,734

But, fuck that! I can walk and everything.

#17400:08:01,734→00:08:04,701

And I feel so good!

#17500:08:06,495→00:08:07,659

Buttons!

#17600:08:07,659→00:08:09,587

Zooba-dabba-dooba-dabba-dabba-da!

#17700:08:09,587→00:08:12,512

It's cold fusion; how come I'm not in this department?

#17800:08:12,512→00:08:14,000

There must be an explanation.

#17900:08:16,935→00:08:19,057

This is my explanation?!

#18000:08:19,057→00:08:20,603

I don't understand!

#18100:08:20,603→00:08:22,290

This is too interpretive.

#18200:08:22,290→00:08:25,032

I don't have to take this, I'm a hero!

#18300:08:25,032→00:08:26,912

Hey, are you an oracle?

#18400:08:26,912→00:08:29,677

No, you don't look like one.

#18500:08:29,677→00:08:32,133

Hey, this is just like Dirty Harry.

#18600:08:33,209→00:08:34,643

A long-range scene.

#18700:08:34,643→00:08:36,954

No, wait. It was one of the sequels.

#18800:08:36,954→00:08:38,968

That's my favorite Dirty Harry movie.

#18900:08:40,095→00:08:43,861

The one where he guns down the giant monster with the tentacle arms.

#19000:08:46,606→00:08:49,700

"Make my day, squidface."

#19100:08:49,700→00:08:52,490

Ehh, you're not as big as the one in the movie.

#19200:08:52,490→00:08:55,034

I feel like skipping through the hallway.

#19300:08:55,034→00:08:56,335

It's a nice big one.

#19400:08:56,335→00:08:58,547

Oh, what's in here? Awww.

#19500:08:58,547→00:09:02,377

Maybe I won't skip. It's kind of heavy with the suit and the guns...

#19600:09:02,377→00:09:03,373

...and the bang...

#19700:09:03,373→00:09:04,852

...and more bang...

#19800:09:04,852→00:09:06,292

...bang-bang...

#19900:09:06,292→00:09:07,267

...and kaboom...

#20000:09:07,267→00:09:08,667

...and... oh boy...

#20100:09:11,419→00:09:12,817

Blaaaaghaaghgagh!

#20200:09:12,817→00:09:14,021

Bugs...

#20300:09:14,021→00:09:16,577

Man, you guys made this hallway all dirty.

#20400:09:16,577→00:09:17,667

Why did you do that?

#20500:09:18,192→00:09:21,735

It was nice and squeaky clean before you showed up.

#20600:09:21,735→00:09:23,746

It made me want to roll around in it.

#20700:09:23,746→00:09:25,546

I don't want to do that anymore.

#20800:09:25,546→00:09:27,140

Well, this is a little better.

#20900:09:27,140→00:09:28,439

Where my lab at?

#21000:09:28,439→00:09:29,823

[door buzzes] Bahh!

#21100:09:29,823→00:09:34,546

Ah, okay, I think I figured out what this place is.

#21200:09:34,546→00:09:38,801

This is where we take all the VIPs looking to fund the place.

#21300:09:38,801→00:09:42,036

There are labs but they're all a little too clean.

#21400:09:42,036→00:09:44,016

Oh, shit, not this one.

#21500:09:44,016→00:09:45,363

What the hell happened here?

#21600:09:45,363→00:09:48,651

That splatter mark looks like this guy fell two stories.

#21700:09:48,651→00:09:50,657

How does somebody trip like that?

#21800:09:50,657→00:09:52,287

[Geiger counter ticking] And we're leaking radiation;

#21900:09:52,287→00:09:53,989

[Geiger counter ticking] this is not part of the tour.

#22000:09:53,989→00:09:57,435

But, yeah, we take the VIPs here, show them the energy balls,

#22100:09:57,435→00:10:00,576

they don't know anything so they're impressed and give us more money,

#22200:10:00,576→00:10:03,836

when the reality is they're holograms. I'm sure of it.

#22300:10:03,836→00:10:07,774

Yeah, see, look at that pad underneath; these are holograms!

#22400:10:07,774→00:10:09,810

Wow. A lot of them.

#22500:10:09,810→00:10:12,585

Those rotating platforms are cool, too.

#22600:10:12,585→00:10:16,391

Yeah, this would impress the hell out of me if I didn't know anything.

#22700:10:16,391→00:10:21,662

In fact, it STILL impresses me, because I'm kind of high?

#22800:10:21,662→00:10:23,199

Yee-hahahaha...

#22900:10:23,199→00:10:25,540

Oh, wow, this looks dangerous.

#23000:10:25,540→00:10:28,703

Yeah, there's a certain percentage of the public that believes,

#23100:10:28,703→00:10:33,388

unless you have robots or glowing lights, that science isn't happening.

#23200:10:33,388→00:10:37,305

But, we have BOTH. That's why we're so well-funded.

#23300:10:37,305→00:10:40,640

Some people expect chemistry sets and dry ice fog,

#23400:10:40,640→00:10:43,285

but I think we have some rooms for that, too.

#23500:10:43,285→00:10:48,366

Okay, I'm going to test my theory like a TRUE scientist on drugs.

#23600:10:48,366→00:10:49,100

Da-DAH!

#23700:10:49,911→00:10:52,613

I didn't feel anything. At all.

#23800:10:52,613→00:10:54,000

Okay, I'm going to walk...

#23900:10:54,715→00:10:56,926

Yeah, it's totally a hologram!

#24000:10:56,926→00:10:58,402

Heeehhhh...

#24100:10:58,402→00:11:03,139

Well, I could stare at these a long time, the way I'm feeling right now

#24200:11:03,139→00:11:04,481

but I still don't know where

#24300:11:04,481→00:11:04,934

[bzzt]